Turning caffeine into content since 2014
Hi, I'm Jesse Sumrak. No, I'm not just a writer—I'm a master of the written word and your secret weapon in the content wars. With hundreds of blog posts under my belt and a client list longer than a CVS receipt, I've been crushing the freelance game and pulling in six figures annually for half a decade.
Why I Do What I Do
The internet is drowning in mediocre content. I'm here to throw it a lifeline. My mission? To make the web a better place, one blog post at a time. And maybe fund my growing number of children along the way.
How I Work My Magic
I start by diving into your needs. Then, I craft prose so good you'll want to frame it. After polishing it until it sparkles, I deliver on time — because deadlines are my love language.
The Brains Behind the Operation
It's just me, myself, and I – but don't let that fool you. I've got the creative firepower of a full team and the efficiency of a well-oiled machine. Plus, I'm much easier to schedule meetings with.
What Sets Me Apart
While gurus play checkers, I'm playing 4D chess with words. I don't just meet expectations — I dropkick them into next week. With me, you're not just getting a writer; you're getting a content partner, idea generator, and low-key therapist.